Before I head downtown to be underdressed, I needed to get my daily Lent blog done, so here she is.
Archive for the ‘Alliterative Title’ Category
Repeatedly Requisite Reporting
Posted in Alliterative Title, Lent on April 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
An Emissary of Eclectic Enigmas
Posted in Alliterative Title, Lent on March 26, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Before I hit the hay, here’s a quickie blog for ya that’ll have some mention of Lent, Wood, Sliders, and Lost. Sound good?
Aardvarks, Aardwolves, and Aasvogels
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Oh my! So apparently there aren’t that many words that begin with aa, go figure. Well, we’re done with the alphabet, so where do we go from here?
Zigging the Zagging Zebra
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t really have much to say today as I’ve been sitting around doing pretty much nothing all day, but here’s my requisite update on my enthrallingly dull1 life
Yucatan Yacking Youth
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As I pondered what I could possibly write about that began with a ‘Y’, I kept coming back around to the Yucatan. And I eventually realized that I find it curious that the world basically ended in the Yucatan and the most talked about end of the world scenario to come also comes originated [...]
Xavier the Xenophobe of Xanadu
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So putting together a fancy schmancy elliptical machine took much longer than I expected and it’s now much too late to write what I wanted to. Plus, X words are few and far between, so I was and am going to have to stretch the definition of xenophobe to include vegetarians and their fear [...]
Winning the War on Weight
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m tired after staying up late several nights in a row, so I’m going to put this one to bed as rapidly as possible. However, because I like to only display a few sentences, I shall still show this –>
Varied Versions of Violence
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Again, my title has predestined my blog, to a limited degree. At times1, I feel like Jerry Seinfeld having to write the opening stand up to an episode based on what the episode is about, when really, the episodes were supposed to be about his various comedy routines. Nonetheless, senseless violence is tonight’s [...]
Ubiquitous Umbrage of the Underworld
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I couldn’t really think of a good theme for a ‘U’ blog, and since I truly need to fold some clothes and read things for work, this one will be a quick, and certainly not fully fleshed out, rambling blog about hell.
Turbulent Times of a Titular Typist
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Since I have a lot of work to do tonight1, this will just be a quick update on my return to blogging and how the pool’s coming along.
Sadly Satturated on Saturday
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As I was completely hammered last night and passed out on the couch, seated, until 9 a.m., I was unable to fulfill my Lenten goal of blogging every day. Subsequently, in a half assed attempt to assuage my own guilt, I am blogging now at 3 p.m. as I just awoke from my alcohol induced [...]
Requisite Random Reporting
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So we’re going to be all over the map again, as per usual. Tonight smells like a death wish, T9 is stupid, Obama-hating idiots1, and what connects croutons and edamame. Shall we?
Quick Quota of Quintessentials
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Jimbo’s at a conference in Atlanta, and as such, he was forced to travel this morning and sit in a conference room listening to company presentations. Subsequently, the work has piled up and Jimbo also wants some to himself tonight, so tonight will just cover a homeless guy, idiotic traffic, and an odd thing [...]
Pedantic Pedagogue Patiently Pulverizes Punks
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’d like to get my read on for a little bit tonight, so here we go 1. Come on in and read about the hurt my employees will soon be feeling.
Occupying Ocular Orifices with Orderless Occurrences
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1 As per usual, I waited too long to get started writing, and Lord knows I need my beauty sleep, so I’ll try and turn this one out, rapid fire. As promised, and as is necessary to allow me to continue jotting down random thoughts in my phone, herein lies several random thoughts I’ve [...]
The Night of Nothing New
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As usual, I shall open this blog saying that I want to keep it short and take care of some other stuff, namely laundry and sleep. I’ve been pushing a few ideas around in my noggin, but haven’t been able to flesh them out completely, so I’ll save you the trouble of attempting to [...]
Matriculating Moderate Mannerisms
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Man, so we sprung ahead tonight and I’ve been drinking, so I’m really tired. However, I am required to report on my Lent status, so….
A Legendarily Lazy Linguist’s Lackluster Language
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Because I almost forgot to do my requisite update before I went to bed, I shall truly 1 make a rapidly short update. I didn’t get in a work out today as I seem to have found my way back to working out at night. I’m sure I’ll make up for it tomorrow, [...]
Knackered Knight Knits Kaleidoscopic Knowledge
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Since my workout took longer than I expected, I’m going to make this a quick one. So jump on in to today’s kaleidoscope of knowledge which will most likely cover gay marriage, washing my hands, and, of course, Lent. So
Juxtaposing Jokers, Jack, and Jackpots
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 4, 2009 | 4 Comments »
I have been slandered by a joker who doesn’t know jack as he has accused me of being a terrorist. Well, really, I guess it was libel, but nonetheless, the accusation of using terror to force coercion is patently false given that I made no demands or reference to the blog in question. Therefore, I [...]
Intelligentsia Invent Idyllically Idiotic Institution
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 3, 2009 | 4 Comments »
While I wile away the time as my Blu Ray player downloads what appears to be a massive update so I can hopefully watch Netflix instant downloads on it, I figured I’d go ahead and do a quick update for all my loyal readers. Or really, I guess, I do it for myself, since I [...]
Heroically Heuristic Habits
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 3, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Time for my nightly update. Accomplished my workout goal so far, three days straight. Wow, that’s a sad accomplishment. But an accomplishment nonetheless. Nothing cutsie tonight, for expediency’s sake, so just
Germinating a Gaol of Goals
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
So apparently, actually spending the time to get interesting content on a daily basis for one’s blog is more difficult than I expected. Susbequently, I expect the content quality to suffer, and you should prepare yourself accordingly. With that said,
Finding Fiscal Fidelity
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on February 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Just a quick update on Lent and a discussion of fiscal responsibility that seems to have eluded the masses.
Embryonic Embeciles Embarrass Everyone
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on February 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I found this in my WordPress saved files. I never had a chance to opine on it, but here it is anyway, and yes, I know that I am doing the E’s again. I wrote it originally as my E entry, and it’ll work fine as E part deux. This was an [...]
