Since I apologized for my horrible, drunkenly depressed, blog last night, I shall not do so again1. I read over it again today, and man, it really makes no sense and truly is a clinic on how one’s brain is affected by alcohol, i.e. stream of consciousness of a drunk person which we can see is very disjointed. With that, I shall move on to today’s blog.
I did get my usual workout in yesterday before my drunken shenanigans, and I’m currently waiting for my tumm-tummital2 to settle before I put in the 2 hours today. Overall, I’ve done pretty well, but I think I’ll save reflecting on Lent for tomorrow.
I was going to go into my blog now, but before I do, I just say a commercial and want to say that I’m pretty intrigued by the new TV show, Pitchmen. While I hate the dumpster baby, Vince, who pitches the Sham-WOW, I do generally like the guys that will be hosting the show (Oxi-Clean and the Australian(?) guy with the rubber broom thing), and I think it will probably be entertaining for a while at least.
Ok, so, with my recent purchase of an iPhone, I now have the ability to take pictures, willy-nilly, of anything my little heart desires. As such, I shall now regale you with some pictures of things I found amusing3. Enjoy!
This person is a jackass and should just get a decal of his own school’s logo, which he probably can’t do because he probably didn’t attend any sort of college which is why he’s forced to sport an inverted Texas logo. However, just generally it’s shocking to me that so many people get so into this horns down thing, when they often have their own handsign or symbol that they should really be using. You don’t see people from UT do stupid ass inverted hand signs of other schools, we just do stuff like adding OU Sucks to our fight song. Yeah that’s right, we sing our scorn.
I’ll finish up with this, which I just find annoying. At the hotel I stay at in Nashville, the parking lot has this sort of set up with three parking spots between two concrete pillars. When I came in, two people were parked like this no talent ass clown, right in the middle, when logically to me you should park next to the pillar. This is because when noone is there, you have more room to maneuver your vehicle, but if some DB parks in the center spot, this makes it much harder on the other two people in this parking cabal to actually park, while you made it only marginally easier for yourself to park. I’m basically saying that societal utility is clearly maximized if you first park in spaces 1 and 3, and THEN try and jimmy your way into number 2.4
I’ve got more to share, but those’ll be for another tale on another day.
Catch you on the flipside.
1 Not directly, anyway. Clearly, I’m willing to apologize again, indirectly, as I just did.
2 Technical, Winnie the Pooh style, jargon for stomach.
3 I’m not sure why, but the scene from Goodfellas has been in my head a lot, such that anytime I think or say the word “amuse”, I instantly think, “I’m funny how? Like funny like a clown, like I amuse you? I make you laugh, like I’m here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny? How the fuck am I funny?” Good work, Mr. Pesci, good work.
4 This is my opinion, but in writing it down, I think it makes me look very neurotic and Larry David-esque. Which is probably right.
