I recently received an email in my glorious gmail account that sparked some quick stock research and may end up being particularly lucrative for me and possibly for you. To go long or to short, that is the question.
Archive for March, 2009
Jerry, these big companies, they write off everything
Posted in Economics, Lent, TV Quote Title on March 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Just Driving Around in John Voight’s Car
Posted in Economics, Lent, Politics, TV Quote Title on March 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The once great cerberus of the auto industry1 has quietly fallen and there were no warning signs. What to do now, that’s the question that plagues our government and is all over the news. I, however, have a very simple answer, but you’ll need to drink the Kool Aid before you’re ready to [...]
I’m sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth; all kinds of parasites and organisms having sex all around me.
Posted in Lent, TV Quote Title on March 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Just a quick update on Lent and some observations on bathtubs.
I’ve been waiting out their marriage for three years…
Posted in Lent, TV Quote Title on March 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »
As Seinfeld is want to say, “Breaking up is like pushing over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and THEN it goes over.” This, obviously, does not pertain to me and my singleness as I am not recently out [...]
Even if you’re not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit
Posted in Lent, TV Quote Title on March 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As it is a Friday, rapid blog it shall be. I will discuss my potential to add another reader, bathrooms, and, of course, Lent. Let’s do this thing.
An Emissary of Eclectic Enigmas
Posted in Alliterative Title, Lent on March 26, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Before I hit the hay, here’s a quickie blog for ya that’ll have some mention of Lent, Wood, Sliders, and Lost. Sound good?
Limitless Possibilities
Posted in Lent on March 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Before I begin, this blog was the featured blog when I logged in. This is the quintessential new school blog as it was clearly written by someone who does not have a full mastery of the English language or proper grammar. Ironically, it also discusses how to microblog on Twitter, which could be [...]
Posting via iPhone
Posted in Lent on March 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Just wanted to do my first and only blog from the iPhone. Didn’t get a workout in today because I’m über tired after an early morning flight. Apparently getting up two hours early and sleeping the entire 1.5 hour flight don’t balance out, so it’s sleep time.
Catch you on the flipside.
My time is precious
Posted in Lent, List on March 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
But your’s is not, subsequently,
Aardvarks, Aardwolves, and Aasvogels
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Oh my! So apparently there aren’t that many words that begin with aa, go figure. Well, we’re done with the alphabet, so where do we go from here?
Zigging the Zagging Zebra
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t really have much to say today as I’ve been sitting around doing pretty much nothing all day, but here’s my requisite update on my enthrallingly dull1 life
Yucatan Yacking Youth
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As I pondered what I could possibly write about that began with a ‘Y’, I kept coming back around to the Yucatan. And I eventually realized that I find it curious that the world basically ended in the Yucatan and the most talked about end of the world scenario to come also comes originated [...]
Xavier the Xenophobe of Xanadu
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So putting together a fancy schmancy elliptical machine took much longer than I expected and it’s now much too late to write what I wanted to. Plus, X words are few and far between, so I was and am going to have to stretch the definition of xenophobe to include vegetarians and their fear [...]
Winning the War on Weight
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m tired after staying up late several nights in a row, so I’m going to put this one to bed as rapidly as possible. However, because I like to only display a few sentences, I shall still show this –>
Varied Versions of Violence
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Again, my title has predestined my blog, to a limited degree. At times1, I feel like Jerry Seinfeld having to write the opening stand up to an episode based on what the episode is about, when really, the episodes were supposed to be about his various comedy routines. Nonetheless, senseless violence is tonight’s [...]
Ubiquitous Umbrage of the Underworld
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I couldn’t really think of a good theme for a ‘U’ blog, and since I truly need to fold some clothes and read things for work, this one will be a quick, and certainly not fully fleshed out, rambling blog about hell.
Turbulent Times of a Titular Typist
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Since I have a lot of work to do tonight1, this will just be a quick update on my return to blogging and how the pool’s coming along.
Sadly Satturated on Saturday
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As I was completely hammered last night and passed out on the couch, seated, until 9 a.m., I was unable to fulfill my Lenten goal of blogging every day. Subsequently, in a half assed attempt to assuage my own guilt, I am blogging now at 3 p.m. as I just awoke from my alcohol induced [...]
Requisite Random Reporting
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So we’re going to be all over the map again, as per usual. Tonight smells like a death wish, T9 is stupid, Obama-hating idiots1, and what connects croutons and edamame. Shall we?
Quick Quota of Quintessentials
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Jimbo’s at a conference in Atlanta, and as such, he was forced to travel this morning and sit in a conference room listening to company presentations. Subsequently, the work has piled up and Jimbo also wants some to himself tonight, so tonight will just cover a homeless guy, idiotic traffic, and an odd thing [...]
Pedantic Pedagogue Patiently Pulverizes Punks
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’d like to get my read on for a little bit tonight, so here we go 1. Come on in and read about the hurt my employees will soon be feeling.
Occupying Ocular Orifices with Orderless Occurrences
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1 As per usual, I waited too long to get started writing, and Lord knows I need my beauty sleep, so I’ll try and turn this one out, rapid fire. As promised, and as is necessary to allow me to continue jotting down random thoughts in my phone, herein lies several random thoughts I’ve [...]
The Night of Nothing New
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As usual, I shall open this blog saying that I want to keep it short and take care of some other stuff, namely laundry and sleep. I’ve been pushing a few ideas around in my noggin, but haven’t been able to flesh them out completely, so I’ll save you the trouble of attempting to [...]
Matriculating Moderate Mannerisms
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Man, so we sprung ahead tonight and I’ve been drinking, so I’m really tired. However, I am required to report on my Lent status, so….
A Legendarily Lazy Linguist’s Lackluster Language
Posted in A-Z Alliteration, Alliterative Title, Lent on March 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Because I almost forgot to do my requisite update before I went to bed, I shall truly 1 make a rapidly short update. I didn’t get in a work out today as I seem to have found my way back to working out at night. I’m sure I’ll make up for it tomorrow, [...]
