I’m given to understand that people like lists, and since people also like big words that aren’t necessarily on topic, this has become a lascivious list. Break out the dictionary if you need it (I’ll pretend that I never use a dictionary and that I am in fact a walking dictionary AND encyclopedia, to preserve [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Lascivious Lists
Posted in Alliterative Title, List on March 24, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Quickie, Like You Like It
Posted in Other on March 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Obviously, I haven’t had time to write for this fancy schmancy blizzardy blog. The reason is this, which I try to bitch about as often as possible: when I started my job, there were three “analysts” (two analysts and one other office manager / deal reviewer). After ten-ish months, the other analyst “quit”; count ‘em [...]
All Apologies but Still Deliciously Duplicitous; Home Update #1
Posted in Deliciously Duplicitous, Home Update on March 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Apologies for the lack of updates. This week’s work was crazy busy, and subsequently, WordPress dropped in terms of priority with money making and sleep taking precedence. That being said…
My satellite radio is constantly telling me how easy it is for me to get out of debt. I didn’t even know I had a debt [...]
Less Taste, More Meaning
Posted in English Language on March 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I hear constantly that Miller Lite has fewer carbs (and more taste!) than Bud Light. Not that I drink beer, but lets get this right.
Week #1
Posted in Week Recap on March 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Made it through my first week at WordPress. The most viewed post this week was
Boon Dock
Posted in Movies on March 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Tired, but I just caught the end of Boon Dock Saints. If you haven’t seen it, you should, because it is awesome. Speaking of which, am I the only one that heard, within the past few years, that Boon Dock’s sequel was finally going to come out? Anyway, enjoy:
”The three shall spread their blackened wings [...]
Stupid Absurdities
Posted in Deep Thoughts on March 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So at the airport, they make you take a ticket to park your car. If you lose said ticket, they charge you for an extra 24 hours of parking. Wait! You exclaim. How can they know how long you’ve been there without the ticket. Conveniently, they log every single license plate that goes through the [...]
The Ugly Side of Hatred
Posted in Soccer on March 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Yes, the rarely talked about ugly side. Everyone knows how beautiful and helpful hatred can be. Oppenheimer (I think) hated atoms, so he split them, walaa! atomic energy. Thanks Hatred! Henry Ford hated horses, so he created cheap, assembly line automobiles. F-you horses! Thanks Hatred!
Training, Rocky-style
Posted in Have you met... on March 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Friday eve, I lost a game. I don’t like to lose. So I’m going to train like a bastard. Yeah, like a bastard that thought his father was an Olympic sprinter, and subsequently trained his ass off to be a bad ass sprinter, you know, to be like and/or better than his pops and in [...]
Alright, I’m in
Posted in Other on March 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Looks like all the cool kids are at Word Press now, so I’m in.
