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Since I’m foregoing a work out, I figured I get some good ol’ fashioned bloggin’ in. I’m sure you’ve all been waiting with bated breath¹

KICKIN’ IT UP A NOTCH!

Time for a rapid fire update to let everyone know that I didn’t die on Easter, nor am I preparing for ascension into heaven, either of which is certainly a rational assumption given my unexpected and unannounced withdrawal from this forum.

Why’d you take a picture of a mustard stain?

Since I apologized for my horrible, drunkenly depressed, blog last night, I shall not do so again¹. I read over it again today, and man, it really makes no sense and truly is a clinic on how one’s brain is affected by alcohol, i.e. stream of consciousness of a drunk person which we can see is very disjointed. With that, I shall move on to today’s blog.

Nothing Clever….

I just got home from being out all night, so my cogitative capacities are limited. Nonetheles, I shall enlighten you with an update on my oh so enthralling, yet surprinsingly mundane, life.¹

So tired…

Jimbo is sleepy and has been drinking, so he will just make this update say: I didn’t work out tonight but did go downtown and see a HAMMERED Omar, which was entertaining. Also, Ben told me he had heard I was “deepening my faith” which I found somewhat amusing. With that said, I do believe I have covered the necessary Lenten obligations, for a de minimus blog, so I shall go to bed.

Catch you on the flipside.

You’re supposed to end with the swirl?

Just time for a quick update, so?

Too bad you can’t get your buddy Superman to fly around the Earth at super speed and reverse time

Before I get into this, I just got my nightly work out in and ate my requisite meal at Shalimar so to follow my Lenten goal, I’ll be eating din-din at the hotel tomorry. With that said, if you’re not into Lost or don’t care, then dont

Come on, Mexico City!

Plane was delayed, so no time for an update tonight. I did get the more important work out in, but I’ll have to, yet again, postpone my planned blog for tomorrow. Given that I was delayed, I was forced to eat the Mac D’s at the airport, but since I wasn’t yet in Nashville, technically, this doesn’t count as eating out whilst here. And with that…

Catch you on the flipside.

All that stuff is so small… stupid…

That’s about how I felt about my topic tonight, until I sort of got into the spirit of the party and now I’m looking forward to it. However, since I spent my day with this activity, I must again provide a “teaser”¹ for tomorrow’s blog which should be Lost centric.

Repeatedly Requisite Reporting

Before I head downtown to be underdressed, I needed to get my daily Lent blog done, so here she is.

Second iPhone post

Nothing much to say. Didn’t work out tonight but did watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which is still quite good. I am currently watching Lady in the Water, which is way better as a film than the prior movie. Paul Giamatti and M. Night Shyamalan make a freaking nice movie. Tired, so that’s all I got tonight.

Catch you on the flipside.

To pore over the excrutiating minutia of every single daily event

I had something more interesting to talk about, but I have deferred it to this weekend or possibly tomorrow. In the interim,

You really think you’re better than me, don’t you?

I don’t have a lot to say tonight, but I will say something, as per usual. The key elements of this blog are washing dishes, Lent, and secular humanism or objectivism… something to that effect.

Jerry, these big companies, they write off everything

I recently received an email in my glorious gmail account that sparked some quick stock research and may end up being particularly lucrative for me and possibly for you. To go long or to short, that is the question.

Just Driving Around in John Voight’s Car

The once great cerberus of the auto industry¹ has quietly fallen and there were no warning signs. What to do now, that’s the question that plagues our government and is all over the news. I, however, have a very simple answer, but you’ll need to drink the Kool Aid before you’re ready to learn about it.

I’m sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth; all kinds of parasites and organisms having sex all around me.

Just a quick update on Lent and some observations on bathtubs.

I’ve been waiting out their marriage for three years…

As Seinfeld is want to say, “Breaking up is like pushing over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and THEN it goes over.” This, obviously, does not pertain to me and my singleness as I am not recently out of a relationship, but I did notice a recent development on facebook that made me think of the preceding quotes.

Even if you’re not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit

As it is a Friday, rapid blog it shall be. I will discuss my potential to add another reader, bathrooms, and, of course, Lent. Let’s do this thing.

An Emissary of Eclectic Enigmas

Before I hit the hay, here’s a quickie blog for ya that’ll have some mention of Lent, Wood, Sliders, and Lost. Sound good?

Limitless Possibilities

Before I begin, this blog was the featured blog when I logged in. This is the quintessential new school blog as it was clearly written by someone who does not have a full mastery of the English language or proper grammar. Ironically, it also discusses how to microblog on Twitter, which could be argued as a further destroyer of traditional English grammar (while this could be true, I think texting in general is the real culprit here). Anywho, I’m sure I’ve got more interesting stuff inside¹.

Posting via iPhone

Just wanted to do my first and only blog from the iPhone. Didn’t get a workout in today because I’m über tired after an early morning flight. Apparently getting up two hours early and sleeping the entire 1.5 hour flight don’t balance out, so it’s sleep time.

Catch you on the flipside.

My time is precious

But your’s is not, subsequently,

Aardvarks, Aardwolves, and Aasvogels

Oh my! So apparently there aren’t that many words that begin with aa, go figure. Well, we’re done with the alphabet, so where do we go from here?

Zigging the Zagging Zebra

I don’t really have much to say today as I’ve been sitting around doing pretty much nothing all day, but here’s my requisite update on my enthrallingly dull¹ life

Yucatan Yacking Youth

As I pondered what I could possibly write about that began with a ‘Y’, I kept coming back around to the Yucatan. And I eventually realized that I find it curious that the world basically ended in the Yucatan and the most talked about end of the world scenario to come also comes originated there.